"...from the time she was a little girl, Barbara had always wanted to *bleep* people, and have a restaurant."
"If you haven't noticed, he hasn't changed much. In fact, he's still wearing the same size clothing as he did in the 70s."
"I'm going to bite you! I'll pretend you are a chocolate bunny."
"...the individual (this is actually kinda funny) keyed ’penus’ onto the front passenger door! The funny part is their lack of spelling skills!!!"
"Didjoo get a haircut? I need to get my hair fixed. It's sposed to be cut kinda like that but she messed up the back cuz I needed her to make it 10 inches to donate but she missed the part when I told her "layers don't matter, just 10 inches on the longest layer" so she chopped up the back really bad...it's super short and chunky, not nice and pretty falling perfectly around my head like yours. Bitch. "
"If you haven't noticed, he hasn't changed much. In fact, he's still wearing the same size clothing as he did in the 70s."
"I'm going to bite you! I'll pretend you are a chocolate bunny."
"...the individual (this is actually kinda funny) keyed ’penus’ onto the front passenger door! The funny part is their lack of spelling skills!!!"
"Didjoo get a haircut? I need to get my hair fixed. It's sposed to be cut kinda like that but she messed up the back cuz I needed her to make it 10 inches to donate but she missed the part when I told her "layers don't matter, just 10 inches on the longest layer" so she chopped up the back really bad...it's super short and chunky, not nice and pretty falling perfectly around my head like yours. Bitch. "
Exchanges:
Status: "Nip your neck."
Response: "Why the neck? Ah, probably the alliteration. I think you should change it to 'pecker' as it is under-utilized."
Status: "Gina is wondering how some people survive on two brain cells."
Response: "What happened. Sounds like you're having an Office Space sorta day."
Follow-up: "There should have been a question mark after 'What happened.' Damn my *three* brain cells!"
Status: "Gina is wondering how some people survive on two brain cells."
Response: "What happened. Sounds like you're having an Office Space sorta day."
Follow-up: "There should have been a question mark after 'What happened.' Damn my *three* brain cells!"
