“What kind of archaeologist is Indiana Jones that he goes into an old temple or mausoleum and just picks up bones and messes with stuff?”
“Your bottom half must be awfully soggy by now.”
“Minnesota is like a church basement with a leaky popcorn ceiling and a bingo caller who’s afraid to amp things up past a whisper.”
“I swear I once had a doll named Cricket who wore longer skirts than the ones in this store.”
Exchanges:
A: “‘Librarian’ is probably one of the hardest words to spell.”
B: “Heh heh.”
A: “No, I’m serious. I always get it wrong.”
B: “You’re kidding, right? TELL ME YOU’RE KIDDING.”
A: “No, really. It’s a hard word.”
B: “Um, we can’t be friends anymore, Eddie.” [he gave up his right to anonymity with that little number]
A: “I had a dream last night that I accidentally shaved off half of my left eyebrow.”
B: “Have to ask—how do you accidentally shave off an eyebrow?”
A: “I was shaving my forehead.”
B: “Well then you were asking for trouble.”
A: “Are you having a fambly bbq today?”
B: “No way!”
A: “Maybe you want to bbq your family instead?”
B: “That would solve some issues! Though it will have to be done after I get my crystal.”
A: “How’s my mint mojito?”
B: “It’s yum.”
A: “I was referring to you.”
B: “I’m yum too.”
“Your bottom half must be awfully soggy by now.”
“Minnesota is like a church basement with a leaky popcorn ceiling and a bingo caller who’s afraid to amp things up past a whisper.”
“I swear I once had a doll named Cricket who wore longer skirts than the ones in this store.”
Exchanges:
A: “‘Librarian’ is probably one of the hardest words to spell.”
B: “Heh heh.”
A: “No, I’m serious. I always get it wrong.”
B: “You’re kidding, right? TELL ME YOU’RE KIDDING.”
A: “No, really. It’s a hard word.”
B: “Um, we can’t be friends anymore, Eddie.” [he gave up his right to anonymity with that little number]
A: “I had a dream last night that I accidentally shaved off half of my left eyebrow.”
B: “Have to ask—how do you accidentally shave off an eyebrow?”
A: “I was shaving my forehead.”
B: “Well then you were asking for trouble.”
A: “Are you having a fambly bbq today?”
B: “No way!”
A: “Maybe you want to bbq your family instead?”
B: “That would solve some issues! Though it will have to be done after I get my crystal.”
A: “How’s my mint mojito?”
B: “It’s yum.”
A: “I was referring to you.”
B: “I’m yum too.”
A: “How was your day?”
B: “Wonderful. How was yours?”
A: “I had to tell a patron to pull up his pants because I could see his bare ass.”