“You ever meet a guy that you can't tell if he's hideous or gorgeous, because his features are so striking and you're oddly attracted to him even though you're not sure if he's hideous? Yeah, he's not one of them.”
“love your new one. this is gonna be tough for @grrb's dentist.”
“Maybe we should crash someone else's class reunion and bring Edgar and Escalante to wreak havoc on the punch bowl. We could pick a place in Louisiana and confuse them with our Midwestern accents. Or maybe Jersey.”
“It’s rats and golden showers every night on Twitter. Welcome to our world.”
“fyi: since I took tweets off of sms I don't really get dms in a timely manner. I get them email but I only check that 10 times a day.”
A: “Ha! Funny funny Pfeiffer! I ran into Mr. Pfeiffer the other day. I knew who it was immediately. I asked if he remembered me he said...Gina? I said no but we were friends. Then he remembered me and said. ‘You were friends with Gina! Gina! Tell Gina hi!!!’”
B: “Oh my gosh! How funny! Is he still with Hans Weiman? Do you remember when you yanked on his hair to see if it was real? Hahaha!”
A: “I'm doing fine! How are you?”
B: “Still awake. Running aarons.”
Haiku of the week:
v good or V good?
the prize; you delivered with
a little pussy.
by Connie U.