Friday, December 26, 2008


“Some of the bulbs are burned out in the houses in the Christmas Village, I wonder if they were foreclosed.”

“I got offline years ago. I'm out of all that stuff. I never buy anything online, best way to lose your identity.”

From gift giver to gift recipient: “Well, if you don't like it, then I don't know what to tell you.”

“For the record, this library is soooo dead right that I could nap unnoticed. Srsly!”

“All this talk about panties is making my windows fog up. I’m not kidding! My windows are fogging up!”

Exchange:

A: “What if this were all a dream? That’d be so sad!”
B: “Unless….unless our reality is better than the dream!”
A: “How could that be?”
B: “Well, if everything was the same except we each had a pet unicorn.”

Terrorist Threat of the Week:

Dear Mother,
I am a doll being held captive under luxurious conditions in Colorado. My captors have, however, threatened to take drastic action if you do not acquiesce to their demands. They are terrorists, and crazy! Please do what they say, or I am afraid of what they might do.
Demands:
Return to blogging 3-4 times per week. Do not be concerned about loss of time with boyfriend, he has made himself fodder for blogging.

Please do what they ask. I already have a pinhole in my butt and I'm afraid of what could happen.

Thank you,
Salacious Swedish Skier

To Do List of the Week:

New plan: bake, clean, laundry, rearrange furniture, invade Nevada and make it my bitch, finish wrapping pressies, email peeps.

12 Seconds of the Week:


[iPhone] cat's are all over in this house!! on 12seconds.tv

Friday, December 19, 2008


“So Mr. Pantload keeps walking around today talking about Christmas music & the need to do something celebratory.”

“Good work, Sparkly Instigator. Good work.”

“Curd. I guess I have to go to work.”

Six year old: “Can I call my boyfriend and tell him I just got a gold coin in Mario? He’s so cute and nice to me.”

“This is why he's my daddy: ‘When previously asked about a [Smiths] reunion, Morrissey said he would rather eat his own nether regions.’”

Exchanges:

Kid: “Where were you on Tuesday?”
Me: “I was at a different library.”
Dad: “He’s taken quite a liking to you!”
Me: “Oh…”
Kid: “So has my dad.”
Me: “Oh!”

A: “You know there’s a new app that has live streaming music?”
B: “Oh yeah? Is it like the radio?”

A: “Can I call you Daddy? But not in a pervy way.”
B: “Yes! But is there a non-pervy way? It doesn’t matter. Yes!”

Facebook Exchange of the Week:

Friday, December 12, 2008


“My guess is there's an episode of Golden Girls called ‘Nightmare before Christmas.’ gonna check and see if I'm right...”

“I am now going to lunch so my stomach will stop munching on my spine.”

“New low for the day: ate my boss’s lunch.”

Six year old: “Was I in high school before Miley Cyrus?”

“Bad things happen to those who make out with grrb, I tell you what.”

“Just applied for forbearance on my federal student loan. Wish I could do the same for my iPhone bill.”

Exchanges:

A: “Does anyone see my eyedrops on the floor?”
B: “The actual drops, or the bottle?”

A: “When you’re not looking, I’m going to do a wig dance in your underwear.”
B: “Goodbye, Silence of the Lambs!”

A: “Are you as unlucky as I am?”
B: “Yes.”
A: “Me too.”

A: “Luka is high, like a teenager.”
B: “How can he be a drug counselor and give drugs to cats??”

Best Classified Ad of the Week (spotted by Brian G):

Friday, December 5, 2008


“I got the applesauce. It is funny that it's the main ingredient in this crafty business, don't you think? What a conincidance.”

“6 yr old was visited by the tooth person this morning. Is still looking for more money that may have been misplaced.”

“raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, froot loops and peanuts and tampon-floss mittens....these are a few of my favorite things...”

“Michigan has bill to limit txt msg from cars except in emergency. I'll say this: 911 easier than txt “‘Help I've crashed and can't get up.’”

“Totally pulled a Gina just now. Smelled smoke and thought, what IS that? Oh yeah, cornbread! Actually, burned loaf.”

“Attn: please no Xmas presents if you were thinking of it. I'm so broke I recycle tampons for dental floss.”

Exchanges:

A: “Are your parents coming to your choir concert?”
B: “Yeah, they’ve never been to one. This is sorta my coming out party I guess.”
A: “Um, you’re a straight in an all-male choir, plus you're my boyfriend. Maybe call it something else besides a coming out party?”

A: “Bunko?? Oh my god, what has your girlfriend gotten you into?? That’s a LADIES game.”
B: “Right! I’m gonna tell her ‘I DO NOT play ladies games, PERIOD.’”
C: “But you’re liberated! You don’t buy into that gender role crap!”
B: “Right! I’m gonna tell her ‘I’ll play ladies games if I want to! PERIOD.’”

Epistolary Tweet of the Week:

Dear Faythe,
Memba when u got home & ran upstairs to turn on the heater? U FORGOT. Turn it on.
Thanks,
Faythe
P.S. Do the fucking dishes.
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