"The higher the risk of decapitation, the more you're going to have to pay your performers. Or, if you didn't pay them up front, I guess you could save some money that way..."
"Yeah, dealing with a kid who doesn't want to shit...that's a weird one that I hadn't signed up for."
"I just had a 'Damn, I'm looking good' moment with my mirror."
"I was underwhelmed by Siri's performance in finding my dog and, oh just about everything else."
"Even though I'm old and dead on the inside, these new zits tell me I'm still full of life and clogged pores on the outside."
"I will continue to make you pee!"
"Not saying that I hate kids, but I hope my future wife's pregnancy takes 216 months."
"Old people can take a nap whenever they feel like it, and even during TV interviews."
Youtube Comment of the Week, from the Viral Video of the Week, The Avengers Trailer - Sweded:
