This week's Quotes of the Week are brought to you by my cross country move with Travis.
"Some people look at this and see a lot of natural beauty, but it's just fucking wastelands."
"This road is so bumpy I'm about to orgasm."
"Why'd that Sheriff use Microsoft Word Art for his logo?"
"You're so cute when you're worried about things!"
Mini: "Goddamn you, Gina! You don't care about me at all. And I see how you treat that cat, too."
"I think it's funny how Texas goes on about how big it is, but it mostly just looks like shit."
"Man, my lips are jacked up. If I ever get hungry, I can eat the scabs on my lips."
@dollgina: "Let's pretend those bushes are wild ponies!"
Travis: "Aw, look at the ponies. Well, that was a fun game."
@dollgina: "Sorry I'm a bad navigator!"
Travis: "That's okay, honey, we've only had two wrong turns this entire trip."
@dollgina: "Yeah, but really there's only been like two turns total."
Travis: "Yeah, how do you manage these things?"
Travis: "Shit! We don't have enough for the toll!"
@dollgina: "Well, just put this 60 cents in and hope for the best."
Travis: "What the hell!"
@dollgina: "Go! Go! Go!"
@dollgina: "The view is pretty. It'd be better if there were leaves on the trees."
Travis: "I like trees without leaves."
@dollgina: "Let's just agree to disagree, okay?"
@dollgina: "Ooooh! Candy Factory!"
Travis: "Do you want to stop?"
@dollgina: "Nah, I already have a big fat ass."
@dollgina: "Gross! I hate that bear on the Travelodge signs. How hard is it to find a cute bear to use?"
Travis: "Not hard. In fact, I'd say it's harder to find an ugly creepy one like that one."
@dollgina [looking at iPhone]: "So sad about the tornado. And the strike." [few seconds pass] "Wow!"
Travis: "What now?"
@dollgina: "Oh nothing. I was just doing an optical illusion."
|"What is that? Shit throwing shit at a car?" - Travis|