12 hours ago
Today's Quotes of the Week are brought to you by a rapid-fire email thread between 7 lady friends.
"I'm at work. Not wearing a bra. Someone needs to know this."
"I'm working on my couch with no bra. Twinsies!"
"I'm working out, wearing two bras."
"What is this 'working out' she speaks of?"
"Well, with my version it's bringing a glass of wine up to my lips and then back down slowly. I usually go braless for that."
"I have to get in shape! I'm getting large."
"I thought I was Kim Kardashian when my ass flashed by the mirror this morning."
"I've never worn a bra before. Although I think I'm going to have to start because my right nipple is starting to actually resemble a nipple."
"YOU'VE NEVER WORN A BRA! Eff you!"
"I look like a 4yr old naked. You're welcome."
"1) I sometimes don't wear a bra even though I have no business not doing so. 2) I've been stress eating like crazy. My ass is beginning to resemble a monster truck. 3) I love this thread."
"Does it have headlights and Roar? If so I cannot wait to touch it!"
"It definitely has treads and a spoiler. I just wish I could run over people with it."
"When my nine thousand year old dad met my far too young mom the first thing he told her was 'you have the most beautiful face, but your ass looks like a Mack truck' and then they got married. So asses are in."
"Also, I am eating a salad like a good girl. I can't help that it is sitting on top of a giant mound of rice pilaf."
"Wtf? Now rice pilaf is bad for you? This world is out of control. There is no hope for my truck ass."